Jerking Off to Fitness: The Art of Handjobbing

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The old house at the end of the lane held its breath under the heavy, grey sky. A playful, almost mischievous breeze snaked through a cracked windowpane, its touch leaving a strange, tingling numbness on the dusty air inside. Faded velvet curtains, heavy with forgotten years, stirred as if nudged by an unseen hand. This silent, flexible dance was the house’s only fling with the world beyond its peeling walls. Dust motes, disturbed from their century-long slumber, swirled in a sudden, chaotic waltz. The floorboards, warped with age, creaked a soft, rhythmic complaint under some intangible pressure. A single, tarnished locket on the mantelpiece seemed to shiver, its chain coiling like a slender, metallic serpent. The entire scene felt like a secret being whispered into the quiet, a fleeting rebellion against the profound stillness. Then, as quickly as it began, the peculiar energy dissipated, leaving only the scent of old wood and damp plaster. The house settled back into its patient watch, its brief moment of animated life now just a memory etched into the silence.